The Honesty of a Two Year Old

If you ever have a question regarding an issue and you want a truthful answer - just ask my son. We were playing this morning and Creed wanted me to be the baby. He told me I was being naughty and gave me a gentle spanking. He looked up at me and said, "Mommy, you have poopy pants." I told him that mommy's don't poop their pants, they use the potty. He looked me right in the face and said, "Then your bottom is just fat." And then he went on to say, "And it keeps getting fatter and fatter and fatter!" Ok - time to get back into shape! What no one else would utter - my son will!